After two very long weeks off, Archer finally returns to our lives tonight. And there’s nothing I can type about “Southbound & Down” that would compete with the excitement level created by the above ...

I know you're still recovering from the Golden Globes, but it's time take that shower, open up the curtains, and get last night's bag of M&M's off of the floor. Don't you know that's how you get ants?